OH MY GOD
Oh me of little faith… The AP just called it. Hillary wins New Hampshire. Is anyone else hobbling around on their husband’s crutches in a drunken haze? (It’s because I’m a woman.) Did you hear that...
View ArticleEileen’s Redemption: It’s Not a Man’s World After All
By Paul Stekler I suspect I wasn’t the only one watching the New Hampshire results and wondering what the hell happened. The news coverage was full of images of long lines of winter-clad New Englanders...
View ArticleThe Gay Place
In an interview with New Hampshire’s conservative Union Leader over the weekend, Gov. Perry said that same-sex marriage falls under the purview of states’ rights. Which is interesting because OH THE...
View ArticleIs That a Baguette In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Apparently Rick Perry was traveling in New Hampshire late last week (I say “apparently” because I was out of the country and unable to confirm) when he was assailed by angry meemaws worried that Perry...
View ArticleYou Say You Don’t Want Evolution
We don’t need the Guardian to tell us that Perry’s no fan of evolution. (Evolution’s no fan of Perry’s, either.) The Brits think they’re SO MUCH BETTER than us, what with their royal couplings and...
View ArticlePocket Full of Kryptonite
Over the weekend, Perry was campaigning in New Hampshire when an adorable little nine-year-old boy, in what had to be a carefully scripted moment by the governor’s staff, asked him which superhero he...
View ArticleI May Be Drunk But You’re Romney and I’ll Be Perry in the Morning
You know your faltering campaign is faltering even more when there’s a headline like this: Perry wasn’t drunk at speech, says host That’s almost as bad as “I wasn’t drunk at your stupid party, says...
View ArticleCitizen Lame
At a Rick Perry event today in New Hampshire, attendees were being asked to prove that they’re American citizens before being allowed in the door. Don’t judge. At my last dinner party I checked...
View ArticleDon’t Forget to Vote!
You know, if there’s one man who could take the heat off of Herman Cain’s sexual escapades for at least an afternoon, that man is Rick Perry. At a college town hall meeting in New Hampshire this...
View ArticleDouble Jeopardy
There will be not one but TWO Republican debates from New Hampshire this weekend—one on Saturday night and the other on Sunday morning. You might think this is overkill but you have no idea what could...
View ArticleBitter Ends
I spent my weekend watching both Republican debates from New Hampshire. The Sunday morning one was, of course, far too early for me so I recorded it and watched it like three hours later. As I lay on...
View ArticleLeaving the Shire
Is anyone excited about the New Hampshire primary? Mitt Romney’s going to win. (Spoiler.) Apparently everyone’s waiting to see who comes in second—Ron Paul or Jon Huntsman. Who wants to come in second?...
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